CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA
sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!
sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving
reasons to let me cuddle you:
- I will stick my cold hands all over your body
- I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
- I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
- I will be smiling the whole time
- you’re warm and I’m not
- let me leech your heat
on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush
people fuck up. that’s life. family is supposed to be forever. they’re supposed to take care of you regardless of what you do. that’s the whole point, otherwise, why bother?
*goes to fistbump mirror but my reflection goes for the high five*