I cannot get over this tweet
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast
Everyone gets over a break up differently.
the nbchannibal tumblr is my favorite thing
One time I was out shopping with my mom and I started playing with a display thing, and she was like “What are you doing?” and I sarcastically was like “Worshiping Satan, obviously” and she was like “Seems a bit conceited to worship yourself, but whatever makes you happy”
God bless the friends who put up with you when you ramble about stuff they absolutely definitely do not care about
trust fall prank
“I’M FALLING TRUST ME”
I think this is my favourite video on Tumblr.
I ship him with the guy that said “I got you.”
“I got you”
YES YOU DO
MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET